Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.
  • Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.
  • Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.
  • There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.
  • The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.
  • It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.