I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t. Posted onOct 25, 2023Oct 25, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers. I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do. Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal? Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon? I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.
