I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t. Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Decisions, decisions! 🏠🤔 Maybe staying home is the safest bet after all! 😂 #Homebody" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers. I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit. Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal? I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.