I don’t believe the phrase “if they wanted to, they would,” because I want to, and I don’t. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like my motivation missed the memo! 🤔🚫🤣 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need. Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries. Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries. Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams! I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.