I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

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I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

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Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

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I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

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It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

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Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

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My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

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Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.