Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.
  • One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.
  • Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.
  • Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.
  • The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.
  • When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.