I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

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I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

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The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

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What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

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It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

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I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

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Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

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My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

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I hate when I turn off my brights for an incoming vehicle and then realize it’s a Cybertruck.

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One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

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Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.