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I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I…

I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I…

Commentary:
"Who needs read receipts when you can keep your 'I didn't see your message' game strong? 🙈📵 Might as well maintain that aura of mystery and keep people guessing, am I right? 😉 #StealthyTexting"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged communication, honesty, humor, i, myself, phone, read, read receipt, receipt, self, technology, tell on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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