I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that? Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts. I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read. Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”? I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet. Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?
