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First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

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If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

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Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

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I probably think this song is about me.

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Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

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Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

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My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

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Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

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Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

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Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.