I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that? Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs read receipts when you can keep your 'I didn't see your message' game strong? 🙈📵 Might as well maintain that aura of mystery and keep people guessing, am I right? 😉 #StealthyTexting" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts. I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read. Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”? “I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets. Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.