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I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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Oh, the classic case of "flawless execution… until it's not!" ๐Ÿ™ˆ Don't worry, you're not alone in the art of making a decision seem like an Olympic event only to end up face-planting at the finish line! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Always remember, it's the journey that counts, not just the destination… or in this case, the aftermath! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ #DecisionMakingDrama



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