I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction. I put the “pro” in procrastinate. My phone screen is brighter than my future. I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens. It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.