I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

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The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

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If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

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The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

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How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

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I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

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If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

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My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

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Work for a living? In this economy?

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I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.