I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping. The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off. I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail. Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line. I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.
