Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.
  • Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.
  • I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.
  • Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.
  • You look like something I drew with my left hand.
  • I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.