I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed. Posted on1 day ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Looks like with women, you either strike out swinging or get hit by a curveball! 🤷♂️⚾️ It's all about finding that perfect balance, right? 😉 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck. I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck. Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones. It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them. So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.