I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed. Funny Quotes May 25, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck. I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck. Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along. Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people. “Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.