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There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

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I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

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I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

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It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

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I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

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Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

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Life is too short, and death is too long.

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