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I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an em…

I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an em…

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"Looks like your cat is just practicing its exorcism skills on the chair! 🐱😈 Who needs an alarm system when you have a feline ghostbuster on patrol? Just make sure to add garlic to your bedtime routine for extra protection! 😂🧄 #CatsOfTheParanormal"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged again, asleep, back, bedroom, cat, chair, crucifix, empty, fall, fear, hate, hisses, holding, humor, i, pet, runs, sleep, superstition on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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