I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

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At what age do I delete Snapchat?

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Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

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Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

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Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

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Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

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By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”