Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The only thing I miss all day is my bed.
  • A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”
  • I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
  • My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
  • Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.
  • One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.