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I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the…

I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the…

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"Having your cake and eating it too? Sounds like a delicious dilemma 🍰🍴 Who knew life’s sweetest moments could also be the most controversial? 😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cake, eating, food, here, humor, i, indulgence, irony, problem, seeing on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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