I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the… Commentary:"Having your cake and eating it too? Sounds like a delicious dilemma 🍰🍴 Who knew life’s sweetest moments could also be the most controversial? 😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it. I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later. I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake. I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere. I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.