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"Ah, the eternal struggle of parents trying to instill the intricate art of light switch operation in their teens! 🤦‍♂️ Here's hoping 2023 brings some enlightenment… quite literally! 💡😂"

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Cheating on an exam by memorizing all the content beforehand so I can easily answer the questions.

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I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

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They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

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You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

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If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

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Do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient Romans were willing to be paid in salt?

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How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

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Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

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It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

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For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

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Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

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A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

61 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

39 shares on Twitch this month:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

50 shares on Twitch this month:

Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

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People my age are on baby #2, and I’m on drink #5.

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The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

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Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

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I need an Apple Watch that tracks when my patience runs out.

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I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

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The new American dream is an alien invasion.

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If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

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My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

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Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

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I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

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Spotted on Slack:

Watching a movie and subtitles not syncing is low-key pain.

Seen just now on Twitch:

If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

Just landed via WeChat:

Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

Seen just now on Slack:

The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

Just landed via Twitch:

Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

Trending via Threads:

I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

Shared recently on Discord:

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

Making waves on TikTok:

What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

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I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

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Cheating on an exam by memorizing all the content beforehand so I can easily answer the questions.

I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

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