I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

I calculated my December budget and realized everyone is getting a hug for Christmas.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.