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31 shares on Pinterest this month:

Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

70 shares on Pinterest this month:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

49 shares on Discord this month:

The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

62 shares on Facebook this month:

If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

94 shares on Messenger this month:

Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

19 shares on X this month:

The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

48 shares on Messenger this month:

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

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Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Sorry, I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

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Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

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I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

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At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.

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Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

Seen just now on Telegram:

I still haven’t heard one good argument why I should stop believing in Santa.

Spotted on Twitch:

Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

Live now on Threads:

Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

Going bananas on Discord:

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

Making waves on Twitch:

When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

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I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

I’ve been blocked by better.

Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

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I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

I’ve been blocked by better.

Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

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