I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

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Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

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Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

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Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

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Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

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Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?