I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

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A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

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Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

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You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

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I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

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My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

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Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

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Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

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Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

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Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

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I am not in a good place, geographically.