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😂💃 "Who needs goodbye waves or polite excuses when you can bust out the Macarena to signal the end of a conversation? Sounds like a fun and funky way to make your exit! Just remember to do the Macarena with style 😉🕺."

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I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

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Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

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Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

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Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

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You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

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The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.

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Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

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Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

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I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

85 shares on Discord this month:

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

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Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

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A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.

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Spotify Wrapped? Next year, maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend.

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Sure, sex is great, but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper?

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The sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood.

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Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

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I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

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I remember when Britain used to be so rich, you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi.

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Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

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I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

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Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.

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I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.

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The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

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I tried selling my soul to the devil, and he said no.

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You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

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I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

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I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

Floppy disks are like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving.

Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

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I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Floppy disks are like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving.

Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

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