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I need an emergency cheeseburger.

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I put the mess in domestic.

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I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

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I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

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It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

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My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

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Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

70 shares on Discord this month:

(guy who’s not even that into you) I love you.

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I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

12 shares on TikTok this month:

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

39 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

78 shares on Discord this month:

“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.

41 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

25 shares on YouTube this month:

Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

13 shares on TikTok this month:

Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.

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Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

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In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

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Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

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Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

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That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

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I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

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It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

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When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

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I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

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I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

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I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

Just landed via Reddit:

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

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If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

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You don’t need a therapist, you need an exorcist.

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The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

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If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

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Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

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Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

Seen just now on Telegram:

“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

Making waves on YouTube:

Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

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I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

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