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The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

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I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

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The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

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So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

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To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

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My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

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60 shares on Snapchat this month:

You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

40 shares on Facebook this month:

My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

70 shares on Threads this month:

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

90 shares on Reddit this month:

I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

48 shares on Messenger this month:

Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

12 shares on WeChat this month:

I love how all the Black Friday deals this year are just the price of the item before the tariffs.

49 shares on TikTok this month:

If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

76 shares on Instagram this month:

“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

35 shares on Slack this month:

The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

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Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

You should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. What do you mean I have to do it again?

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Therapy? I have Spotify.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

The science between bragging about a man and him disappointing you immediately after needs to be studied.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Icarus loved hot wings.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

What’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all?

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Going bananas on Slack:

Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

Just landed via YouTube:

Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

Just shared via Telegram:

Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

Just shared via Reddit:

Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

Going bananas on Twitch:

If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

Seen just now on Threads:

My love language is being sent money.

Going viral on Instagram:

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

Just shared via Telegram:

Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

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I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

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The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

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