I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8. Commentary:"Who says child labor laws have to be so strict? 😄 Let's harness that youthful energy and put those little geniuses to work! ⏰👧💼 #StartingYoung" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now. I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work. The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say. I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age. I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.