I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.
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"Blood pressure kits: when the struggle to fit everything back in that tiny zip-up bag becomes the real test of your cardiovascular endurance. 💼😂 #ZipItRealGood"

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