I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip… Commentary:"Blood pressure kits: when the struggle to fit everything back in that tiny zip-up bag becomes the real test of your cardiovascular endurance. 💼😂 #ZipItRealGood" Related Funny Posts 🤝 At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure. Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes. Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine. When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved. I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.