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I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip…

I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip…

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"Blood pressure kits: when the struggle to fit everything back in that tiny zip-up bag becomes the real test of your cardiovascular endurance. 💼😂 #ZipItRealGood"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged again, bag, blood, blood pressure, fit, free, handy, humor, i, irony, kit, never, once, pressure, relatable, stuff, take on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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