I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes. Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine. I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money. I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not. King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.