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Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

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“Try it all before you die” is always drugs and sex, never quantum physics.

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I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

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Alexa, mute my children.

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Men be like, yes, I hurt you, but now you hate me, so I am the true victim.

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A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

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My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.