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Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Things I hate about group work: The group.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

I’ve been thinking. Is ‘fat’ short for anything? Like an old word or something?

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Shared recently on Instagram:

In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

Just landed via TikTok:

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Making waves on Discord:

Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I brake for no one, except squirrels.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

Breaking via Slack:

Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

Going viral on TikTok:

Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Sometimes you just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing.

Spotted on X:

Commenting “AI slop” under pictures of my friends’ kids opening presents.

I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

1 month ago

Playful quote about spontaneous heroism with a humorous twist involving a binder clip.

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17 shares on X this month:

The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

43 shares on Messenger this month:

You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

52 shares on Facebook this month:

Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

73 shares on Messenger this month:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

21 shares on Twitch this month:

Iced coffee and crying, the most Californian afternoon.

62 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

93 shares on Snapchat this month:

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

32 shares on X this month:

“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

63 shares on Slack this month:

Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

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There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

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I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

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Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

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It’s funny how everyone who was all about Christmas a week ago is suddenly into New Year’s now.

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Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

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If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

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I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

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Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

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Another fine day ruined by waking up.

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If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

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Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

I got bills. They’re multiplying.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via TikTok:

Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.

Making waves on Instagram:

I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

The shitshow must go on.

Just landed via TikTok:

Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

Seen just now on Telegram:

“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

Making waves on Facebook:

My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

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