Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.
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  • I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.
  • Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?
  • I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
  • Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.