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“Sleeping: the ultimate budget-friendly and drama-free activity! 💤💸 No need for expensive outings or heart-to-heart conversations while in dreamland. Who needs reality when you have a cozy bed and the promise of zero social obligations?”
I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.
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Oh, that’s baaad…baaad idea. 🐑🔪 Let’s hope she doesn’t swing on a wrecking ball into the scenes with Hannibal Lecter! 🎤🤣 Could this version be titled “Silence of the Twerks”? 💃🕺