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You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

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I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

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The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

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Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

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If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

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Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

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My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

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If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

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A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

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The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

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Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

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If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

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This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

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The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

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At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

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My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

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I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

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You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

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Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

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You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you.

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Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

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Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

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The only men you can trust is ramen.

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I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

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Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

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The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

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‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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If it’s one thing we’ve learned hiking, it’s the early bird that gets the face full of spiderwebs.

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Kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice.

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I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

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The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

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I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

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I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

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I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

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You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

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