Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.
  • My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.
  • If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.
  • I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.
  • People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.
  • In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”