I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the graceful yet brutal art of the cat slap – their way of saying 'I have no idea what you are, so take this slap!' 🐾😹 Don't mess with the mysterious feline mind, or you might end up with a swift paw to the face!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand. I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason. If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.
