I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand. If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason. Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.