I need a chiropractor for my brain. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI need a chiropractor for my brain. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain. The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee. I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now. Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat. I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.