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Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

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“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

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Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

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Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

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My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

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If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

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Half of my problems are because I said “sure” instead of “no.”

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People pleasers aren’t kind. They’re afraid.

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I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

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Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

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My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

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My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast-food parking lot.

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

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Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.

“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

If you’re a dude and you’re having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.

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A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday.

I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

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A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

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