Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.
- The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.
- I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.
- Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.
- I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.