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You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

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Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

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Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

This post is invisible, and only heathens can see it.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

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People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

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Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

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I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

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If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

Freshly posted on X:

A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

Seen just now on X:

Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

Just shared via Pinterest:

If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Instead of presents this year, I’m giving everyone my opinion. Get excited!

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’

Trending via Reddit:

Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

Making waves on WeChat:

Have you tried complaining about it?

I need a chiropractor for my brain.

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It’s not jingling to you that I’m standing on Christmas.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

74 shares on Twitch this month:

A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

74 shares on Facebook this month:

Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

94 shares on Messenger this month:

When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

92 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

29 shares on Discord this month:

To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

60 shares on Instagram this month:

The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

58 shares on Discord this month:

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

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Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

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Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

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If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

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I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

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If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

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My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

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That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

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My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

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He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

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Men make it so easy to hate them.

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Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

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Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

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Freshly posted on WeChat:

Twitter is an abusement park.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

Making waves on TikTok:

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

Going viral on Slack:

Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

Making waves on X:

I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Your Majesty” would be the best name for a cat.

Seen just now on Slack:

You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

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