I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

I really want a family... sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

Commentary:
“Because let’s be honest, who needs a regular-sized bag when you can have a family-sized one? 🥜🍫 Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility… and in this case, great temptation! 😋 #PeanutButterM&MsAreLife”

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