I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

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If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

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A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

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People remind me everyday why I prefer being on my own.

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Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

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Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

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Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

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Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

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Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

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She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

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Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.