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  • I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.
  • What a strange day. And it has been for years.
  • This Monday could have been an email.
  • The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.
  • Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.
  • The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.