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When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

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30 shares on TikTok this month:

I love that the entire economy is just different types of scams now.

75 shares on Pinterest this month:

Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

18 shares on WeChat this month:

Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

16 shares on YouTube this month:

Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

60 shares on TikTok this month:

The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

92 shares on X this month:

The next man who speaks to me will be sacrificed to the gods for a bountiful harvest.

77 shares on YouTube this month:

Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

64 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.

29 shares on Instagram this month:

Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

86 shares on Discord this month:

There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

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Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

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Spotted on Instagram:

People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Trying to watch a superhero movie without stressing about the infrastructure damage to the city.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

Making waves on Snapchat:

God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

Trending via Messenger:

Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

Seen just now on YouTube:

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

Just shared via Telegram:

While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

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I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

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In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

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Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

Girls are perverts when they like you.

When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

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