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It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

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The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

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Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymore.

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One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

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Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.