I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"When the restaurant menu becomes your arch-nemesis, you know you've reached a certain age 😂🔍 Embrace the reading glasses and keep 'looking pretty okay'! 👓💁" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat. Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first. Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time. Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face. My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.