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The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

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75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

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Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

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Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

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I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

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Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

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So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

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Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.