Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.
- A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”
- Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.
- I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”
- If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.