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“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

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I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

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If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

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I have a yearning disability.

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Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

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I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.