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No amount of daylight can save us.

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I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

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You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

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Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

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Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

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57 shares on Reddit this month:

Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

52 shares on Slack this month:

I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

35 shares on Discord this month:

God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.

23 shares on Reddit this month:

Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

19 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

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My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

29 shares on Slack this month:

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

62 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

100 shares on Slack this month:

If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

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I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

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“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.

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Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

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What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

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People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

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Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

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She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

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Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

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Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

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My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

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Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

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One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

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Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

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Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

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Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

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Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

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Every time my neighbors start moaning, I pause my music to rate the performance.

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I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

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Is Mercury in reggaeton?

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There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.

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I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

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No amount of daylight can save us.

I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

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