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In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

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I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

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Follow your dreams – ideally in a field that will still require humans when you graduate.

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My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

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I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

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Look at you with tape over your camera, while Amazon, Facebook, and Google have your whole life on file.

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If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

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My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

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Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

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Sometimes being alive feels like being a pornstar who is asexual.

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I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

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The sexual tension between me and vanishing without context is insane.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

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People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

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I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

Follow your dreams – ideally in a field that will still require humans when you graduate.

My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

Look at you with tape over your camera, while Amazon, Facebook, and Google have your whole life on file.

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I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

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Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

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I brake for no one, except squirrels.

Making things weird is probably the only thing I’m good at.

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Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

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The worst person you know is studying psychology.

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Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

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