I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

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That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

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You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

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Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

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I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

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I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

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Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

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Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

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If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.