I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week. Posted on6 days ago6 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned” The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say. Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work? Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.
