I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

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"Deciding between cuddles and solitude… the eternal struggle of the indecisively crazy. πŸ€”πŸ€—πŸšΆβ€β™€οΈ #CrazyConundrums"

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