Trendy Funny Quotes

  • You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!
  • Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.
  • My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.
  • I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.
  • That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.
  • Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.