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I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

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I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.

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I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

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When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

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I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

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An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

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Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

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Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

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Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?