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Signatures are so unserious, just โ€œpinky promiseโ€ for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

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Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

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On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

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We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

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You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.

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I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

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Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesnโ€™t make batteries.

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I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

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I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

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"Deciding between cuddles and solitude… the eternal struggle of the indecisively crazy. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค—๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๏ธ #CrazyConundrums"



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