I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

Commentary:
Ah, the harsh reality of marriage – it’s not all sabbaticals and relaxation! 🤣 Looks like someone didn’t get the memo that “for better or for worse” includes vacation time! 💔 #MarriageStruggles #SabbaticalDenied

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