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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

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And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

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At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

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God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

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Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.