I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.” Posted on6 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say. Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn. Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical. If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?” Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.