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"Ah, the classic case of mistaken identity: Wednesday pretending to be Friday! 🤦‍♂️ Don't worry, just a few more days of pretending and you'll be back to living the Weekend Dream! Hang in there! 😄🎉"

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41 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

60 shares on Pinterest this month:

Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

77 shares on TikTok this month:

I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

44 shares on Threads this month:

Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

77 shares on YouTube this month:

Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

53 shares on X this month:

Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

71 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

43 shares on Facebook this month:

If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

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Parents be like “Boys are easier,” and then their daughter has to save the family from ruin.

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Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

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At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

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Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

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I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

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12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

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I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

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Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

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I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

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Dear Santa, Money!

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Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

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You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

Live now on Telegram:

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

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People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

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Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

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Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

Going viral on Discord:

Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

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The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

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I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

Good morning, townsfolk. I’m here to slay the monsters.

I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

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I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

Keep the laugh going 😂

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

Good morning, townsfolk. I’m here to slay the monsters.

I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

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