I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

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I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

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Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

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Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

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Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

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With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

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“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

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Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.