Home Funny Quotes I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

3 months ago

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"Ah, the classic case of mistaken identity: Wednesday pretending to be Friday! 🤦‍♂️ Don't worry, just a few more days of pretending and you'll be back to living the Weekend Dream! Hang in there! 😄🎉"

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