I wish anxiety came with french fries. Posted on18 hours ago18 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI wish anxiety came with french fries. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries. Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct. Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying. French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough. Thaw me like one of your french fries!
