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I wish anxiety came with french fries.

I wish anxiety came with french fries.

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"Imagine ordering a 'Combo Meal' at the Anxiety Cafe: 'Yes, I'll have a large anxiety with a side of crispy french fries, please!' 🍟😬 Talk about comfort food for the mind and soul! Just add a sprinkle of humor and dip it all in sarcasm – voilà, instant stress relief! 😅"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anxiety, came, comfort, comfort food, craving, food, french, french fry, fry, humor, i, irony, wish on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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