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I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

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I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

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100 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

26 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

72 shares on Twitch this month:

Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

93 shares on Discord this month:

My CV is so good, companies are still reading it for 9 months.

45 shares on Messenger this month:

We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

40 shares on Reddit this month:

Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

89 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

76 shares on TikTok this month:

Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs.

88 shares on Facebook this month:

Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.

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Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Startup idea: Instagram, but it only shows you posts from people you follow, and they’re in chronological order.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

He doesn’t realize it yet, but this Saturday, I’ll be asking him to untangle 400 feet of Christmas lights.

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Live now on Threads:

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

Making waves on Reddit:

Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

Trending via WeChat:

One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Deja poo is when you feel like you’ve heard the same shit before.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

Just landed via Twitch:

Dance like China isn’t watching.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

Spotted on X:

I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

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I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

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Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

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