I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times. At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life! Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks. I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.