If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

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If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

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Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

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Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

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For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

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I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

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Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

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I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

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I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

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No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.