If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could h… Commentary:"Seems like balcony plants demand as much attention as a high-maintenance partner! 🌿💊 Maybe gardening gloves should come with a warning label next time 😉" Related Funny Posts 🤝 When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants. All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people. The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting! Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.
