If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

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Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

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Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

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My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

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Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

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They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

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You should be able to call in sad to work.

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The best part of Thanksgiving is being with family and friends, and a vast array of pies.