If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago. When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people. Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care. My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.