If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?” Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name. I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997. Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby. Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.