If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”

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Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

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Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

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Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

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Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

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“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

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Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

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Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

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I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

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My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

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At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.