💾 Save Image If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?” 1 week ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the timeless art of keeping people on their toes! 🤰😂 Who needs a due date when you can keep them guessing, right? 🤔 #ExpectingConfusion" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name. I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997. Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life. Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: ask, asked, due, humor, i, mean, people, pregnant, question, response, sarcasm, say