If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t know what’s more fucked: my sleeping pattern, my liver or my bank balance. “Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business. There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected. My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep. I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.
