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If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie int…

If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie int…

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"If only my bank balance could match the extravagance of my daily calorie intake! 🍔💸 Oh, the dreams we dare to dream between the fries and the funds… 😅 #LifeGoals #FoodieFinance"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged balance, bank, bank balance, calorie, calorie intake, daily, diet, fitness, food, high, humor, intake, irony, money on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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