If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake. Posted on4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"If only my bank balance could match the extravagance of my daily calorie intake! ππΈ Oh, the dreams we dare to dream between the fries and the funds… π #LifeGoals #FoodieFinance" Related Funny Posts π€ βWould you like to check your account balance?β God no. My balance is none of my business. There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected. Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows Iβm from the 1900s. βA healthy lifestyle is all about balance,β I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out. Got an email from my bank saying βis your 401k enough to retire onβ and itβs like you are my bank, you know it’s not.