Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.
  • Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.
  • The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!
  • My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.
  • Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?
  • The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”