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  • I dare you to try and be more single than me.
  • Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.
  • I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.
  • I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.
  • They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.
  • I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.