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Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

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Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

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I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

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I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

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My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

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And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

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I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

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I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

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“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

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White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.