If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

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I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

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Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

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Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

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If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

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When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

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I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

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To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

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It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

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I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

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It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.