If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar. I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck. If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play. Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end. Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.