If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel. Commentary:🔥🎸 "Oh, bringing an acoustic guitar to a bonfire? Guess someone's planning a musical blaze…or just really wants s'mores in a rock 'n' roll style! 🤘🏼🔥" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar. There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar. Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it. Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end. Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?