Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Never trust a wet fart.
  • It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.
  • For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
  • Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.
  • My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.
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