If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'I’ll get back to you at my leisure' move 🕰️😆. It’s like a slow-motion version of phone tag, where the ball is always in their court… or maybe just in their pocket! 📱😂 Don’t worry, I'm pretty sure snails move faster than their response time! 🐌 #OnMyOwnTime"