Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.
  • Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.
  • I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.
  • Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?
  • I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.
  • I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.