If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

Commentary:
“Who needs a boring salad when you can have a ‘salad on crust’ with extra cheese for that touch of irony? 🥗🍕 #PizzaIsMyKindOfSalad”

, , , , , , , , , , ,
New funny quotes →
Follow us on Facebook →

Advertisement

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

    Commentary:
    🤣💬 “Me, casually emerging from the dumpster like a wise garbage guru: Can I drop some truth bombs on you, my friend? 💁‍♂️♻️ #TrashTalk #DumpsterDivingWisdom”

  • Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

    Commentary:
    “Simply uttering ‘Think about it!’ nowadays can send people into a mental tailspin 🤯💭 Who knew critical thinking could be such a daunting task in the age of information overload? 🧐💥 #DeepThoughts”

  • Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

    Commentary:
    “Oh, the eternal optimists yet again underestimating the power of chaos and Murphy’s Law! 🙈 Keep those rose-colored glasses on, folks, and let’s see just how creative life can get! 🌪️😅”

  • Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

    Commentary:
    “Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly hasn’t experienced the cheesy goodness that shredded cheese brings to the table! 🧀💎 Move over diamonds, cheese is the real MVP in this friendship game! 😂”

  • I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

    Commentary:
    Oh, look at you, a true master of self-care! 🤣🗣️👂 Talking to yourself to get expert advice? That’s some next-level life hack right there! Who needs a therapist when you’ve got the best listener in town? 🤔🙌 Keep those conversations interesting, you never know what brilliant ideas might pop up! 💡😉

  • Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

    Commentary:
    ☕️ “Ah, the sweet sound of silence and the soothing aroma of coffee brewing, all whilst basking in the glory of being the only one awake! It’s like a private party for your taste buds! 😄 Who needs a crowd when you have coffee as your loyal companion in the early morning hours?”