If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

Commentary:
“Who needs a boring salad when you can have a ‘salad on crust’ with extra cheese for that touch of irony? 🥗🍕 #PizzaIsMyKindOfSalad”

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