If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat! At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add? One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice. Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts? I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.
