If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell peopl… Commentary:"Who needs a boring salad when you can have a 'salad on crust' with extra cheese for that touch of irony? 🥗🍕 #PizzaIsMyKindOfSalad" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat! Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts? If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it? Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza. I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.
