If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

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I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

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By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

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Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.

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Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

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A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

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It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

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That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

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I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

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Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

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Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!