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Career anxiety hitting at random hours of the day.

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3 days ago

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Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

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2 months ago

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Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

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2 months ago

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I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.

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6 months ago

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I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

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2 months ago

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Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

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2 months ago

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I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

64 shares on Messenger this month:

That one British friend that’s too bloke.

97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

93 shares on Slack this month:

You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

21 shares on Messenger this month:

I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

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People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

70 shares on Pinterest this month:

I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

81 shares on WeChat this month:

Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

42 shares on Telegram this month:

French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

29 shares on Instagram this month:

I avoid drama by being unpopular.

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My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

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I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

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I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

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I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

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Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

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There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

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Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

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Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

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Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

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Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

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It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

Going viral on Slack:

Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

Seen just now on Discord:

I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

Just landed via Snapchat:

If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

Making waves on Discord:

Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

Trending via Telegram:

The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

Just landed via Instagram:

Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

Just shared via Messenger:

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

Going bananas on WeChat:

Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

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