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Ah, the perfect arrangement for introverts: alone together! 🙋‍♂️🙅‍♂️ Let's embrace our mutual desire for solitude, and maybe throw in some virtual high-fives from afar for good measure! 🤝🌌 #IntrovertPals

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47 shares on Threads this month:

Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

75 shares on Slack this month:

I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

15 shares on Discord this month:

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

44 shares on WeChat this month:

screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

95 shares on Discord this month:

We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

47 shares on Threads this month:

“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

70 shares on Messenger this month:

What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

44 shares on WeChat this month:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

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No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

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When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

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If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

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I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

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Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

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Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

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You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

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Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

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I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

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The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

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Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

Making waves on Discord:

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

Freshly posted on Discord:

Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

Breaking via Twitch:

It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

Making waves on X:

If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

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ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

Going bananas on Discord:

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

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If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

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If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!

I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

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