Commentary:
Ah, the perfect arrangement for introverts: alone together! 🙋♂️🙅♂️ Let’s embrace our mutual desire for solitude, and maybe throw in some virtual high-fives from afar for good measure! 🤝🌌 #IntrovertPals
If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.
Advertisement
Trending Funny Quotes 👇
-
Commentary:
🍌🚗 “If only Mario Kart taught us how to dodge traffic cones and pedestrians as gracefully as we dodge banana peels on the race track! 🤣 Maybe we should start planting bananas on the road for safer driving experiences? Just kidding, leave the bananas for the smoothie bars!” -
Commentary:
“Tom Cruise does his own stunts! 🌟💥 Okay cool, but so do I… in my daily quest to avoid folding laundry and tackling the overflowing dishes mountain! 💪😂 #EverydayHero” -
Commentary:
“Who needs New Year’s resolutions when you have spring rolls to look forward to? 🍣 Time to chase away the winter blues with some delicious rolls! 💪😋” -
Commentary:
“Taking a stroll through the mist like a detective on a mysterious mission 🕵️♀️. Clearing her mind one step at a time, with each stride unraveling the enigmatic conundrums of life! 🚶♀️🌫️” -
Commentary:
Well, they say hindsight is 20/20, but apparently, engineers behind evil robots have 20 red LEDs instead! 🤖🔴 Always a good reminder to choose your lighting fixtures wisely, especially when plotting world domination. 😂👀 -
Commentary:
“Well, that’s the true holiday dilemma, isn’t it? 🎄🥃 Decisions, decisions! Just remember, whichever way you go, it’s all about spreading cheer! Cheers to a festive season! 🎅🥂”