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Drive like no one is watching.

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My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

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Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

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Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

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My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

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Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

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The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.

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I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

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“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

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I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

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I avoid drama by being unpopular.

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My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

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I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

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It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

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If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

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My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

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Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

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Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

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Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

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Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

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You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

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A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

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Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.

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Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

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Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

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Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

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I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

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I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

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