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Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

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Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

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I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

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Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

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People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

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Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

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The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

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Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

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Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

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Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

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I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

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Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

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Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

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I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

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They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

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I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

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I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

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I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

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That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

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If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

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What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net.

I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

The week be like Mooonnnday, Tueeesday, Weeeeednesday, Thuuuuursday, FriSatSun

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

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Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.

I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

I wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet.

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As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience.

Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French?

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