I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!” Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch. Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call. Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy. People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me. When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.
