I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!” 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Sounds like a smartypants-phone to me! 🤓📱 Who needs Siri when you've got couch-side assistance? 🛋️😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame. People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me. Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch. It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green. When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.
