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The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

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Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

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Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

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Due to unforeskin circumcistances …

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“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

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I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

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My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

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As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

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Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

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Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

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I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

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People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

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I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.

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The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

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Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

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I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

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It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

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Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

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I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.

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Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

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Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

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Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

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I think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this.

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Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

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They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

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You never hear anything about Mr. Rubik himself, only about his cube.

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The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

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Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

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My five-year plan is to just see what happens.

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Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

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“I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.

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Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

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I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

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Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

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My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

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Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

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I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

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