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I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

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Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

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If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

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“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

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Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

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Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

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In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

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Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.