I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I am the human version of tangled headphones. I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog. What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights. Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood. Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”